Not on my iPad/iTunes… allegedly

After listing a few names whose songs will be hitting my iPad via iTunes in the not too distant future, here’s an alleged list of names whose songs won’t be hitting my iPad via iTunes…

Sorry, but that’s just the way it is as Bruce Hornsby once sang!

And yes, it’s all done in the best possible taste…

1D

Adele

Michael Ball

Bar Steward Sons of Val Doonican (seen live last night)

James Brown

Michael Buble

Coldplay

E.L.O.

David Hasselhoff

Jay Z

Jesse J

John Lennon (after 7 nights of the same CD in a hotel bar in Andalucia)

Keane

Steven Seagal

Ed Sheeran

Sam Smith

Stryper

Vanilla Ice

Paul Weller (apart from his work with The Jam of course – mint!)

Kanye West

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About Keith Rickaby

Fiftysomething writer and occasional photographer who has worked in both the tailoring trade and the outdoor/travel clothing, equipment and footwear game. Past lives include working as an outdoor instructor, managing three bands and doing PR work through an agency or my own contacts. Was a student in the mid-90s and whilst I'm originally from the North East, I'm now firmly based in't Yorkshire...
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